I'm a 35 year old, mother of two. I drive a school bus for a living. I don't know why. I guess I wasn't going insane fast enough.

Name: Dixie

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        I hurt therefor I am.......and open letters
        Thursday, August 27, 2009

        I hurt in places that I forgot I had. After letting myself go, like I do at times, this is why it is so hard for me to get back up on the exercising wagon. My legs are the worst. Hurts to sit down and hurts to stand up. The lunges and plies are killing me!!

        Now on to the fun stuff:

        Dear Sweet Baby Jesus,
        Help me push through the pain. I'm going to need all the help I can get.

        Your favorite trailer trash redneck,
        Dixie

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        Dear Velvet's Mother,
        You realize you've doomed her to a life of lap dancing and hookery. Right?

        Color me Bewildered,
        Dixie

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        Dear New Bra,
        Thanks for the support!

        I like it when they look all perky,
        Dixie with the Double D's



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        Posted by Dixie @ 3:02 PM | (5) tried the house special |